Thursday, August 21, 2014

Could Be The Beginning of Something New

So college has started and I tried to follow this blog with a few other blogs, but they were unfortunately not successful. I just didn't have the will to continue.
Well, next month i'm going to start a 30 day challenge. I'm not really sure what to challenge myself with so I've got about a week to figure that out.



Hopefully, things go smoothly.

~Anonymous Blogger

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

THE PERKS OF BEING HATED


Let's get start with the points shall we








 ♥ No one expects anything from you...... Other than doing something wrong.



♥ You don't have to tell White lies, you can tell Black ones too






♥ You won't have anyone to bother you, you'd be completely alone






♥ You don't have to share anything... toys, food, books, memories...




♥ No one will ask you to do anything, except maybe to go away








♥ And lastly, you won't have any friend so you'll be clear of those pesky birthday and wedding cards, those annoying night outs and all the gossiping.


I say this solves everything doesn't it?


To make oneself hated is more difficult than to make oneself loved
                                                 ~Pablo Picasso 




*I hope my sarcasm doesn't kill you






Thursday, January 2, 2014

The Mantra Of HARD WORK


www.the right path to success.com
www.easiest way to success.com
www.the best way to succeed.com

Everybody wants success and there are SO MANY WAYS to get success : If you believe the above 'sites' :/
But One thing they all have in common is Hard Work.
Now nobody tells you how to 'Work Hard'
But that's the difficult part.

In our life (for success) all we gotsta do is work hard and a sprinkle of a little luck wont hurt.

But this big 'work hard' boulder gets too heavy.

Now I the Anonymous Blogger will give you a few tips on working hard

DISCLAIMER
It's Harder than it sounds

1) Think. Why do you have to work hard? What is your 'success'. If it pleases you, then keep the 'why' in mind
2) Next. Think Really Hard. Who will it make Happy? If it includes -you- continue to the next point
3) Now take the 'why' and the 'who' together and make it your dream.
YES MAKE IT YOUR DREAM
-think about it
-eat about it
-sleep about it
-poop about it

4) Now think of yourself as a sore looser who has done nothing to achieve that dream.
5) Now stop thinking about point 4 and get to work.
6) Keep yourself happy. Do not. I repeat. DO NOT make it a bother. Once you start thinking of it negatively think of 'why' and 'who' again.

If it doesn't work. You wasted your time. 
SO MAKE IT WORK

Since the dreaded BOARDS are going to start I think this is an appropriate New Year beginning for the blog ^-^

Now Finally.
Spend Money (not over. just enough) to help you in your way to achieve your dream.


p.s the above sites are all fake 


Saturday, November 2, 2013

At the boTTom of your Teacup


Taking the topic from Harry Potter and The Prisoners of Askaban, the part where Professor Trelawney tells them that Harry has the Grim
Just FYI, This post has nothing to do with Harry Potter.
This is just to trail into the topic of Superstitions..




Superstitions are everywhere among us.
 A Few that are so silly that you have to think twice as to why people believe them...
Here are a few Strange ones I found

1.It is a widely held belief in South Korea that if you leave a fan running overnight that you will die, either of hypothermia or asphyxiation. This misconception is so prevalent that fans are often sold with timers that turn the fan off after a set period of time, allowing you to sleep easy and, y’know, not die.



2.In medieval England, when a woman became pregnant, she would make a wheel of cheese (obviously) and leave it to age. Nine months later the family would share the appropriately named ‘Groaning Cheese’, ensuring to leave the outer rind. The baby would then be passed through the wheel of cheese to bring good luck and unnecessary aroma.





3.Some Mongolians believe that the soul drifts around the body, residing in different parts depending on the day of the week. It is therefore advised that you go and see a witch doctor before getting your mop chopped, just to make sure that your soul isn't loitering in your hair.



4.It’s funny to hear that a black cat can make or break your day. From the ancient times, black cats are considered as magical creatures and they possess mysterious powers. The Egyptians era also played an important role in mystifying black cats. Although, there are black cat superstitions present all around the world, the most prominent beliefs are, “if a black cat walks away from you, it is a sign of bad luck” or “If a black cat crosses your path, then your day will most probably be ruined.”


5.I really wish that this Romanian superstition was real. Romanians believe that if your nose is feeling itchy, it means someone wants to kiss you. My nose has already started itching…
Most of you would have suffered from cold and felt like scratching your nose at least once in your life. Does that mean someone has felt like kissing us? That is nice to hear anyways

These are only a few, you have to check out the rest of 'em, some are so silly! like a knife under the bed during pregnancy xD

Well there are also the not so funny ones like fatalism, karma, fate and destiny.
They are more like defense mechanisms of our ego telling us, or rather comforting us that it's not your fault.. It's "written in your stars"..

Pish Posh.

I don't want to slam superstitions but will you think twice about superstitions?.... Cross paths with a black cat and see what happens... And don't let self prophecies lead you elsewhere
.. It's just a coincidence...
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Or is it >.>












ASK ME ANYTHING

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

WHAT THE COITUS !*%#

For people who do not know what coitus means and for those who do not watch Big Bang Theory,
 Coitus is another word for f**k, well sexual intercourse
Well f**k initially meant that but now the word F**k has been played around with so much that the definition is not definite

Who started that anyway, to relate sex and swearing.
The literal meaning makes absolutely no sense.
It has been thrown around like a rag, telling our ego, i.e., our self that it is 'cool' to swear using a word that is very adult.
Oh yeah,.. ASSS IF!
People think they've got swag by going around mouthing filthy words. What happened to elegance and class?
A chivalrous person is now either a weakling or someone who is not taken very seriously and people with bad words at the tip of their tongue are considered cool and 'awesome'
Well there are certain people who have elegance and class and have earned their respect, but I'm not really considering them. You see whenever I talk about people, there will always, ALWAYS be exceptions.

Now where were we,

oh yes, bad words.

Also one thing I've noticed is  sweating in God's name.
The same mouth that exclaims 'FUCK' or 'BULL SHIT'
exclaim God's name in the same context.
New exclamations have come up like
'Jesus Christ!',
 'Good Lord',
 Jesus!',
 'Oh God!'

It's like the ultimate sin.
Seeing someone stealing or beating up people exclaiming "Jesus Christ!, did you see what that man did" get's you in the same category as the "guilty" man under God for it is written in the Bible not to use the Lord's name in vain.
And don't you go around saying that you do not believe in God because then you should all the more not be saying that..
I mean, look at today's slang, it makes absolutely no sense.
Damn him, Damn her, but don't fuck or call out the lord's name to show that you're frustrated, surprised or angry.
He knows.

So after 2 months of hibernation, I've finally come out and written this update. I think it's a good new start and the heading will catch your eye.

 If anyone has any problem with the content, I deeply apologize and you can complain to me here or mail me at saraHolmes16@gmail.com 

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Cliché is so Cliché

"I think that cliche is a one word cliche"... 
       word of wisdom as exclaimed by Jonar Nader.. 


I agree, don't you think so?

The meaning of cliche according to wiki ( not so reliable but yeeahh..) is an expression, idea or element of an artistic thing that has been overused to the point of losing it's original meaning, or effect, and even to the point of being irritating especially when at some earlier time it was considered novel or meaningful.

an example?
Sorry.

So what do I mean by Cliche is so cliche?
Have you ever heard of "That is such a cliche" or " That is so cliched" *bored face expression..*
well I have, and I'll say, I may have said it a few times.. or maybe more than a few times >.>

The word cliche has become cliched for the people who say "That is such a cliche" or " That is so cliched"
do you get what i am trying to say? or write? or rather convey?

Now saying the word cliche has lost it's meaning because we use it so much. With super smart and super sarcastic teenagers these days, everything is a cliche. Almost all ideas are taken, been used and abused and that's what has become of the word cliche. 
EVERYTHING IS A CLICHE.

I'm not sure if you get what I mean, but think about it. Some things we do, we do so often it loses it's meaning. And that has become a  cliche, so now if everything is a  cliche, that the word cliche is so cliche..
*sigh* 
I hope you get what I mean.

P.S. I'm not sure if this is what  Jonar Nader meant. This is just what I think it means.


Tuesday, August 13, 2013

S O - R U D E

Rudeness, That's something we come across everyday, well almost everyday. It actually depends on how you perceive rudeness. If you find a simple gesture of licking your fingers in a restaurant rude, then there are alot of rude people around you, on the other hand if you don't mind such behavior and are not frazzled by these tiny acts of randomness then you most probably don't encounter that many rude people.
Maybe YOU'RE rude.... ever though of that?

Well you might call it being blunt or frank but some people see it as being rude so you gotta think about that too but according to me, Rude would be going out of your way to make pointless disrespectful remarks, which everyone is guilty of at some point. :/






Anyway, while you ponder on your sudden rudeness, Here are a few tips on how to handle rude people
, I'm not sure if they really help because I'm not very good with people, but it's worth a shot.

1) Try to understand the rude person's perspective. Is she your grandma who finds low waist pants disrespectful and rude? or a teenager who finds that correcting his or her grammar during a  conversation rude...

2)Be calm while talking to that person. Be firm but calm.

3)If you think the rudeness id because of a misunderstanding, try and resolve it CALMLY

4)For best results, just try avoiding that person, it could be just a phase.

5)Don't aggravate them more by talking about them behind their back, try limiting the people with whom you share your confrontations with

6)Don't over think. So you confronted this person and nothing has changed, you need to draw a line to accept that you've done as much as you possibly could to improve your relation with them.

One tip. Tit for Tat never works. NEVER
So don't be rude back at that person.

You know why? BECAUSE .......